Douche Canoe

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Me first, you last! Big cheese fat cat! Head of the class warfare!
We’ll start the day with a triple mocha latte; wash it down with maple bacon.
Now get out of my way, I got some dragons to slay, I’m a rocket aimed at the future.
My smart phone is too slow how am I supposed to surf the web while I drive?
The impositions I put others in, I find it oddly vindicating.
I’m living the dream…

Me first, you last! Big cheese fat cat! Head of the class warfare!
Buying and selling vapor, it’s beyond hard labor. The view from the top of the ladder.
Now don’t complain about the ways that I am so much better. It’s just the law of the jungle.
My French fries are too dry why can’t they make my shitty food the way I like?
I play the game; make a name, maybe one day procreate then become an immortal.
I’m living the dream…

Me first, you last! Big cheese fat cat! Head of the class warfare!

Gotta get those green, green goodies.
Never gonna rest, gotta stack that booty.
With my heel on your skull, I am still never full.
Gotta get those green, green goodies.
Never gonna rest, gotta stack that booty.
With my heel on your skull, I am still never full.
You are the serfs and I am The Lord!

Me first, you last! Big cheese fat cat! Head of the class warfare!

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from Malvador, released October 3, 2014

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