The Great Alaskan Musket Fuck

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Well, I want to throw some broken fridges off of cliffs in western West Virginia. Get in a knife fight with a trilobite from Utah. Shoot some kinky robot porn in California. They say us folks from Jersey are always in such a hurry but I know, ya’ll slow, lord I know, too damn slow. Move.

Win a blue ribbon in the Great Alaskan Musket Fuck.

Hold my blood-stained hands up to an Ohio sunrise. Cram some candied yams into the Grand Canyon. The final showdown with Rui Gustavo will claim the right to distribute the dook. Scat. Poop.

Win a blue ribbon in the Great Alaskan Musket Fuck.

Pull the wool down over your eyes. Gonna feed you nothing but eyes that we got from some guys in your backyard. Dig up your Grandma and do the Twist under the Mississippi moonlight. Let’s hope we’ll never have to go to Florida.

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from Malvador, released October 3, 2014

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